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Thursday, September 10, 2009

The ugly Truth is.......

I was one of the few guys lucky enough to be let inside studio5. Why?, you may ask. Firstly, It was the premiere of the Chick flick "The Ugly truth". Secondly, The most important reason to be deemed luck worthy is for the fact that it was an "All Girls Premiere". With girl/boy ratio being absolutely high, and girls dressed up like dolls, and me gazing endlessly, I was already a winner, this evening It didn't even matter if the movie was going to be good, I was going to enjoy the movie anyway. :D

The movie is all about Men and Women and about relationship's, probably you guys would be familiar with Men are from Mars , women are from Venus. How to seduce any woman....etc etc...

Its time to throw those books away and grab the DVD of this movie because it gets as close to what men think, and in fact , Gerrard Butler, who plays Mike, a relationship guru on a popular show, does exactly just that in the film. He burns all those ridiculous books and says..."Welcome to the Ugly truth" and he goes on....

"Men should try to peel the lady up on by one, until he reaches the garden of Love "and ....

By then you would start guessing what sort of a film is this. Its an adult romantic comedy with emphasis on Sex, and of course, "You know it plot" But shit yeah, It works well for the film. Gerrard Butler who plays Mike, is signed up for the "show" run by a local TV in Sacramento, USA...Where....No no no...no prizes for guessing, our female lead works as a executive producer.

She is as usual, the young, Dynamic, Hot, hotter, hottest, Voluptuous, bimbish and goddess sort of a girl, and (here is the most ridiculous part of her characterization) she is on look out for a BF and she claims to not have had sex for 11 months. yeah, I know, you have seen this stuff many times over, But no, the Ugly Truth is you may still like this film.

Mike, the hero helps her to get her man, and the deal is that, she has to stop being arrogant, and start being nice to him, and work with her to make the show a success. Oh Didn't I tell you that these 2 wouldn't get along in the first few scenes, If not it either means you haven't seen enough of Chick flicks, or you were trying to peep at your Gf's friend whom you met at the theater. :P

So, he keeps revealing the "Ugly truths" one by one, and she does exactly like he says and finally manages to woo a doctor, who looks absolutely Hot(The ladies went oooooooo, I am not gay :P), she goes on frequent dates. But one such date goes horribly wrong, when she wears the "gift". Yeah, Mike (Gerrard Butler) asks her to wear Vibrating underwear for her Date, she wears it and it goes horribly wrong when a kid gets hold of the remote, which ofcourse falls down from her Purse. The kid apparently turns on the vibrator and our heroine has an orgasm :P on the dining table in a restaurant.

The whole theater was laughing for it, me included, then we have some more cheeky sex lines, and few scenes here and there, simply written with an intention to bring a hearty laugh, you reach the climax, I mean, the climax of the film unless of course you and your girl friend/ Boy friend were busy with your hands grabbing the respective toys.

Its now time for "You know its going to happen" climax, suddenly Mike realizes his love for Abby, the heroine, just when they come out with full love and Yeah, baby you got it right, the Doctor comes in the climax leaving Mike Stone faced.

And we have the usual Climax where Abby bids good bye to the doctor and falls in love with Mike saying that he knows the real "She" and yet fell in love, where as she was just "not herself" with her doctor boy friend......we start melting and they start kissing and the ice cream melts too. This is the time, when guys need to make their move and women need to let their men make their move. As the lead pair romance on screen, you guys can have your spotlight by kissing and cuddling for a great night ahead.

So, Never ever go to this film alone(I went alone cos I was writing about the event), and you must be knowing that you are a fool to go with male friends if you are a guy but All girls gang might just be fun, I guess.

Best option is to buy a corner seat, pop corn and your girl by your side, hands on her knees and your other hands working and stroking her palm, and seeing her and the movie periodically. Movie cater to your "Love" and sexual urge to turn on instantly at the same time. Don't go alone and feel for it, Go with your Girl and your girl might just love you more than ever.


UDHAV NAIG

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