Krish King Nishanth - The Flash back

I am 21 years, 8 months, 1 day ,2 hours, 30 minutes and 21-22-23- seconds-old. Here is a small flash back of the time that passed.


when I was inside my mothers womb:-she fell from a scooter and with great foresight,predicted, that I would be born mad.

when I came out(was forced out) of the 10 month sleep:- I did not cry-and the nurse held me upside down and gave a spank on my butt to make me breathe.

at one:- I pissed at surendran -my male nanny and he had a mini divorce later because his wife did not like the smell.

at two:-my seven year old sister's seven year old friend dropped me from her lap and she too,with great foresight, predicted, that I would go on to become a genius.

at three:- I attended a pre-pre-school and i am told i spent most of the time with the guardian in her kitchen.

at four-I did LKG and was found to be mentally not capable of going on to the next grade(read - failed) . I was selected to participate as one of the 12 doggies in "OLD MACDONALD Had SOME dogs" part of the "OLD MACDONALD POEM RECREATION"... and i started crying in the last moment and pulled out, only to meet my mom and sis at the stands, ready with a camera, waiting to take a pic of mine.

at five:-I played tennis, backhand cross-court being my favourite shot.

at six:- I drove a 'luna' and broke it.

at seven:-I left hyderabad and cried all the way in the flight to calcutta...things would have been different had i been in a position to appreciate how good air hostesses look.

at eight:- I called my elder sister "akka", whenever she had to draw diagrams in my record and I called her "HARINI", as soon as she was done with it.[:)] .Vizac occured-1995 to 1997 remains the best phase of my childhood till date. we had tambola parties every weekend at the ninth floor terrace and its in one of those dinners that I started eating chicken.

at nine:- Harita, sirisha, devendra singh, vijay, vinay, nilgiris, kr beach, jagadamba mall, steel city,annapoorna, and the summer holidays with atul that i ll never ever forget.

at ten:- I had to leave vizac. Enter portblair(aka forest)... snakes, centipedes,millipedes, more snakes and ... sabina

at eleven:-more portblair-ross island, I puked into the Bay of Bengal on my way to The sink island,and for the first time I actually felt I liked a girl...don't remember her name though.

at twelve:- chennai-my home for the next 6 years-and a phenomena called psbb occurred. i met my friends for life-viki-ajay- then there were anerudh sunil,subra..it is at this point that (courtesy suniL), I stopped being a regular part of conversations with female classmates.

at thirteen-more ajay-more viki-and of course-this goddess of a woman named srimati mam... and...anerudh kicked my focal point (twice)... I am still potent and its truly a medical miracle.

at fourteen:-It came out one night, for the first time-its up to you to decide whether its too late or not... (NOTE:- its not that I did not have feelings before 14. I remember feeling the sauce only at that age, not before)

at fifteen:-my weight was going up at an exponential rate and I had macaroni for the first time and it remains my favourite Sunday dish to date

at sixteen:-it was a dull evening at satyamoorthy iskool( the place for IIT classes) and i saw what they also refer to as an angel-the name is ranjani vishwanathan- and thanks unknown elements-she remained a girl of the dreams for the next two years to come

at seventeen:- More weight gain and more brain loss. I wanted 12Th standard to get over as soon as possible.

at eighteen- I had to pee in an Indian type w.c for the first time in my life-thanks to 'agate' -the first year hostel in NIT, TRICHY

at nineteen-every girl I met and spoke to ,said ''suck it'' (refer DX-WWE) in her own unique way

at twenty-CAT PREP HAPPENED , and STOPPED MIDWAY - KAMAL HAASAN HAPPENED

at twenty one- www.kamalhaasanvideoblog.blogspot.com